Summer Reading is Killing Me! (Time Warp Trio, No. 7)
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Everyone’s favorite time-travelers are changing their styles! The Time Warp Trio series now features a brand-new, eye-catching design, sure to appeal to longtime fans, and those new to Jon Scieszka’s wacky brand of humor.
time and space to who knows when or where. THREE The chicken thundered toward us. “Don’t worry,” I said, standing in front of Fred and Sam. “I know exactly what’s going to happen next.” Sam crouched down and covered his head. “Yeah, death by chicken.” The galloping chicken was ten feet away and closing fast. “Are you sure you know what’s going to happen? “ said Fred. “Yerrbbfff, “ said Sam’s muffled voice. The enormous chicken hopped, flapped, and launched itself right at us. I
King makes Peter Rabbit stew? “ “What if the Red Queen says, ‘Off with Ramona’s head!’?” said Sam. “What if the Twits mess up Wayside School? “ I said. “What if the Tripods take over the Little House on the Prairie?” said Sam. ‘‘Now that might be a good thing,’’ said Fred. We both gave Fred a look. “Aw, come on,” said Fred. “You’ve got to admit it would make that book a lot more exciting.” “We’ve got to get everyone back in the right book,” said Sam. “Otherwise it will just... just . . .
Book, and get home to skate. “ “There is just one small problem,” said Sam, adjusting his glasses like he always does when he knows something we don’t know. “We have absolutely no idea where the Hoboken Library is. The three of us sat back down on the bench. We could waste the whole day looking for the library. By then it might be too late to save Frog and Toad and Peter Rabbit and who knows who else. I glanced up at Charlotte’s web again. “Oh yes we do,” I said. Because there in the center of
fall out of? “ said the gang-ster, chewing his cigar. I smoothed my hair and straightened my collar. “We are the Time Warp Trio,” I said in my best nerd voice. “Sam and I do good deeds and help people wherever we go. But Fred is the mean kid next door. He always wrecks our plans. “ “Time Warp Trio?” said the gangster. “I didn’t never hear of no books called the Time Warp Trio. Whaddayou, some kinda science fiction or somethin’?” The troll hiccupped and drooled a pool of yellowish saliva on his
said Sam. “Where does Thursday come before Wednesday?” From the captured good guys came a voice. “On a deserted island?” guessed Robinson Crusoe’s Friday. “No, the dictionary,” said Sam. “What would happen if you threw this yellow book into the Red Sea?” “It would turn pink?” guessed one of the evil stepmothers. “It would get wet,” said Sam. Everyone groaned. “Stop, stop,” said the Devil. “That is really bad.” All of the bad characters laughed and gathered around us. Fred showed the Horned